Two men accosted me
and told me that I am an
asshole for not having a
light:
"what would you do if
you were stuck into the woods?"
They dressed in gray rags,
unlike the orange sun.
They said, "the woods'll
have your ass for lunch!"
"Sorry, I don't smoke"
Q: Do you have a light?
A: No, I don't smoke.
It is not safe to be in
parks after dark, I guess
